Jun
08
2008
2

This Sounds Likes The Start To A Bad Joke.

So I made it make to Birmingham and I was already up to no good. Basically I walked into the bar I used to work in, and asked the security guy, “Who can I beat the shit out of. and it not be a hate crime?” He responded with, “you want to work tonight?”
Sweet, power to abuse!

Unfortunately this sounded like the beginning of a bad joke.

What do you call someone with epilepsy working security at a bar on tecnho night?

A Bouncer.

The night went quietly, but I was exhausted by the time I left to go home. Throwing out underage drinkers proved to be hard work. I was several hours getting caught up on bar drama, then several of the drag queens walked out.

Like I said………. a bad joke.

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Oct
19
2007
1

A helping hand or two.

The [tag]logic[/tag] behind this decision completely and utterly escapes me. Last weekend the owner of the [tag]bar[/tag] I [tag]work[/tag] at was attacked by a patron while we were understaffed and unable to watch the entire bar, and earlier this week the general manager calls me to tell me they can’t afford to pay to keep the [tag]security[/tag] staff. So they cut the rest of the security team and reassigned me to a different task. But if you have an issue with fights and underage drinkers, gutting your security staff seems like an epically poor choice. I shouldn’t complain on the account I still have a job, but my entire reason for working there was to hang out with my friends on the security team.

Everyone else has already picked up a new assignment and made an offer for me to come with them. It is amazing how quickly these things happen.

This week also included my former roommate Pam’s [tag]birthday[/tag] [tag]party[/tag]. I have to say I had an awesome time catching up with people whom I haven’t seen since I first got out of the hospital.
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Oddly enough I found myself turning down drinks on several different occasions during and having to explain that giving the fact I am prone to [tag]hallucination[/tag] and I still hear voices, it is best that I stay sober in an effort to avoid having a really good post for Stupidhurts.

Lastly it looks also looks like I may have the [tag]flu[/tag]. I got out today in a small effort to run down to the store to pick up a few things and found out I was to weak to effectively stop my [tag]bicycle[/tag]. The intelligent thing would be to postpone the camping trip I had planned for this weekend to a later point in time. So I am thinking that I may take the down time and try to upgrade my wordpress install of this [tag]website[/tag]. Don’t be surprised if I manage to fry Stupidhurts.org or email one of you for a helping hand

helping hand

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Oct
14
2007
0

It should be quiet tonight

Last night I ended up working security by myself. A night I requested 3 people for repeatedly. between several belligerent drunks, a record number of underage drinkers in one night, and someone attacking the owner and an entertainer. I think last night had everything.

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