Stupid Hurts

So I called up Jake and told him to come down to the coffee shop because we had a group down there knitting.

You would expect a Sunday morning spent knitting in a coffee shop would go quietly. Nah, excitement found us. Apparently that was the one day the year they measure their attempt at the World’s Longest Scarf. Being as we are adventurous people, Jake ending up wearing the 496 foot scarf before we left.